THE WAUKEES

(February 2003)

1. Vale, are you dating someone?

Vale: Oh yes, I think you know about that boy... his surname is TITAN (it's true, I swear it)... 1,96 cm tall, so don't ask these kind of things so loud... Hehehe.

2. If you have to choose: Pisa or Pizza?

All: PISA!!! We love our hometown so much. Pisa is also our favorite football team, so please allow us to say: LIVORNO MERDA!

2. Is there anything worth visiting in Pisa besides the tower?

Vale: I don't want to answer in a banal way... "Us"? What a stinky question!

3. Who is responsible for your sweet looking website with all the cute animals?

Vale: I am the webmaster, but all the artwork is done by Checco. I updated our website just yesterday (www.thewaukees.com), now it's totally different. Now we strongly believe in the Big Chief Albino Ape! Do you still like it?

4. What is your favorite Star Wars movie?

All: Oh no, I can't believe you think Waukees is connected to Star Wars! You, losers!! Hahaha, just kidding! "Waukees" is a fake word, it doesn't mean anything!!!

5. Have you ever been caught stroking a Waukee in public?

All: Oh, no! We are ugly, not bad! And I think a Wookie is too hairy, horrible!

6. What releases do you have out so far?

All: A short run cd on Benicetomommy Records "Shout it Louder". And we're on a nice compilation produced by the site www.coolgrrls.com from California called "Cool Grrls Kick Ass". Now we hope for something new...

7. What's your favorite European band?

Vale: There are some, but my super-favourite one is Stinking Polecats, even as guys/gays, well, I must confess that I love them all!

Checco: Don't know... (perplexed)

Ciondolo: Pink Floyd.

8. Don't you think it would be easier if all Italians would just speak Spanish instead of Italian?

All: Don't you think it would be easier if all Spanish people would just speak Italian instead of Spanish?

9. Vale, do you like slow dancing?

Vale: ???

10. Checco & Ciondolo, don't you mind Vale getting all the attention?!

Checco & Ciondolo: We started playing just for that! We want to remain in oscurity!