BARBECUTIES

(February 2003)

1. When I heard your bandname for the first time, I assumed you were a chick band... But you're not! Is this a trick to get shows more easily?

Obviously not! You know, we have only played 4 shows so far, so you can see that a good name isn't everything. We never thought about people who could guess from our name that we were a chick band, we just thought it sounds pretty cool.

2. The Barbecuties are from the same area in Germany as the Booba Fett Youth. Which band is better?

What a stupid question to ask! We are better, of course! You wanna know why? Well, we've got cool AC/DC tattoos on our dicks! That's it!

3. When will you get of your ass and play more live shows in Germany?

The point is, nobody likes our music. So that same nobody would book us. And the very few people who can stand us, don't come up with shows for us.

4. Tell us something about the "First Official Barbecuties BBQ Beach Clash"? Was it fun?

Yeah, it was really cool. In my hometown, Bürgstadt, there flows the Main and on its southern shore, there is a little beach where you can find a lot of people hanging around in the summer. It is one of those places you simply fall in love with - my paradise! And we thought it would be a great idea to play a punkrock show there. So we asked our friends from The Booba Fett Youth to join us. But we needed a third band and so Sloshed (R.I.P.) did their part as well. When the night came over Bürgstadt, Sloshed played some really cool and funny punkrock cover songs - NOFX, Millencolin, NOFX, NOFX and so on. But it was fun. Then The Booba Fett Youth entered the natural stage and played their 25 minutes-of-fame-sounding-like-the-nobodys-show and, well, everyone had a great time. And finally we started to play. It was amazing. There were about 40 people in the audience and I'm not sure, but I think there was even one of them dancing! Well, all in all a great event and it has to be repeated. Here we want to thank everyone who helped us with the Beach Clash, The Booba Fett Youth, Sloshed and the JUI Miltenberg for their support!

5. Are you proud and happy to be on one compilation with bands like the The Manges, Travoltas, The Apers & Sonic Dolls?

Who the fuck are these bands? We thought we were on the new Top Of The Pops compilation, together with Christina Aguilera and Eminem!

6. Describe your favorite "Supersquishy" girl?

Hi-Top Chucks, mini-skirt, rivet bracelets, Ramones top, brown eyes, long brown hair and big boobs!

7. On your first CD "Planet Of The Babes" there's a song about the tennis star "Martina Hingis". Do you like her and do you think she's sexy?

If we had the choice between Martina Hingis and Angela Merkel (head of the biggest fascist party in Germany), we'd choose Madame Merkel, because she's got a cute Ramonesque haircut!

8. You live in such a rainy country, from where do you get the inspiration to write such sunny-beach-songs?

We got the sunshine in our butts (and our hearts). Thank you Brian W.!

9. Don't you think Dracula is for new wavers and goths?

No!

10. Where in this great galaxy can we find the Planet Of The Babes? When does the shuttle go?

We actually don't know and, besides, we didn't get the chance to ask for the way, because pretty girls don't give a fuck about us. They say we "drink and stink and fuck with men while we're on LSD" (The Barbecuties - If god created mankind he must have forgotten me)