BACKWOOD CREATURES

(February 2003)

1. Your new record is called "Living Legends". Why are you legends and do you think you impress the girls with this title?

Nilz: Actually this album title was the idea of somebodyelse... maybe he thought that's impressing the girls. We know the only thing that impresses the ladies is to have a killer-song on a killer-compilation released by a guy who maybe thinks you could impress girls with such a stupid arrogant album title!

2. Do you feel sorry for WW ll?

Nilz: I don't know, I haven't seen it yet... but you know, sequels always suck. But the first one made a big impression on me...
 
3. Nilz, is your giirlfriend still mad at us cause her band didn't make it to the compilation?

Nilz: Well she's actually totally devastated! She hasn't left the house since she's heart about it... just to see the shrink three times a week!

4. Timo, don't you think Nilz is pretty much the boss of the band?

Timo: Well, the only boss I have is Jesus!

Nilz: Man, don't you know people call me the godfather... so in the end... who's the boss??? (Oh-Oh, I guess for this answere we'll burn in hell, maybe we should ask the Huntingtons to fix it for us...)

5. You guys finally have a website since October. Don't you know you're supposed to update it every now and then?

Tommy: We have a website?

Heini: Really???

Leif: Wow, that's cool!

Nilz: Ahhh, yeah, I remember... well, noone told us about that part!  But I mean, who needs an update if you can see our sexy naked butts?!

6. You often do dick-contests. Who's got the longest/biggest one?

Nilz: Hey, don't you know size doesn't matter? At least that's what they say...

Leif: In fact this contest thing is all fake anyway, cause actually we don't even have dicks... we got (love-) machine-guns instead!!!

7. Tell us some stories about the beautyful girls you met on your italian tour!

Nilz: Well, I was more concentrating on the Parma ham!

Tommy: And me on puking!

Leif: Me, too!

Tommy: Me, too!

Timo: Yeah, okay, me too!

8. Hey Heini, when will you learn to sing the correct lyrics to your songs at your live shows?

Heini: Hey, you bastard... well in the Hip Hop scene they call me "DA FREESTYLA"... I taught this young white kid, what was his name again... EniMan... or something like that, a lot of stuff...

9. Who is the biggest drinker in the band? I heard some of you pussies don't drink so often anymore...

Tommy: Yeah, we're concentrating more on doing coke now! You know, you can just do one thing really good!

Leif: No, but serious, we've totally changed our lifestyle... we're into green tea, vegetarian food, Rilke poems, Tarot, long discussions and dancing naked through the woods now!

Timo: But Heini can drink 5 liters of carrot juice... so I think he deserves to have the title: Biggest drinker in the band!

Heini: Ah guys, shut up! Just lies, lies, lies... in fact we're still 1. Bundesliga in drinking!

Nilz: Yeah, and we made it into the second round of the champions league...

10. What about your bandname? Is it because you're looking like creatures from the backwoods?

Nilz: No, it's because we're looking like really hot chicks from the big city... but we thought BACKWOOD CREATURES just sounds better!